Rat Poison

HOUSEHOLD

?Rat Poison?

Tilly had forgotten her specs. She hadn’t transferred them from the pocket of her winter fleeced Danimac to her summer cotton jacket. Always the same with April weather in Swansea; an overnight rise of 8 degrees meant searching out the summer wardrobe with the risk of  a disruption in “ the system.” House keys, shopping list, pouch containing store cards and bus pass were in the left pocket as usual, but no glasses.

“Mum your phone should be in a separate pocket from keys. The screen could get scratched” Moira’s words. 

Having a “system” was as important as having a shopping list … and being able to see, Tilly’s thoughts reposted.

“Never get your phone out in public.” her daughter’s words again.

Well Tesco’s <Household> aisle is hardly The Kingsway,

Tilly acted. Needs must. The snufflings, rustlings and scratchings from the bedroom next door were getting too much; she had hardly slept for the past three nights. Every year when the weather changed, it happened. Squinting around she spied a blurry Dad and toddler at the far end searching amongst the plastic buckets. Not a risk. Tilly extracted the mobile from her right jacket pocket, stooped, chose panoramic mode and photographed the bottom 2 shelves, then cranking herself back up zoomed-in to examine in detail the latest pics in her Gallery app.

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Jacket

Bowens’ wife was surprised when he volunteered to take the laden bags to the charity shops. Usually, evenings, a tugboat couldn’t pull him out of his East Enders and Coronation Street engrossed armchair. He put two bags each in the foyers of the Air Ambulance and Tenovus, and two more in the dog charity lobby. The hated brown corduroy jacket was at the bottom of the last bag, under the Woody Allen dvds and Jean Paul Sartre books. Susan had bought it new a month back, and it had been disdain at first sight. It was the sort of quasi-academic garb she liked and he detested.

Most of her pals worked at the university, and their braying confidence made him feel inadequate, a block of mental concrete. The men were all togged in corduroy jackets and, for all he knew, some of the women too. Tomorrow he’d tell her it’d been stolen from the car, when he’d inadvertently left the window open. R.I.P. hated jacket.
As he drove off, drop done, a fellow in his fifties, rat eyes and as crafty as a lair of foxes, gathered up the six bags. Two days later half of their contents were on his ‘Animal Welfare Charity’ stall at the margin of the monthly Mumbles farmers’ market. No animal had ever benefited materially from his sales, but the foxy fellow himself copped a nifty ten pounds when a woman purchased the jacket. ‘Pristine,’ he said to her encouragingly. She heard ‘Christine’, and wondered at his familiarity.

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